Who The Fuck Am I Friend's With On Twitter?

A few months ago I finally joined Twitter. It's funny posting random things for the trending topics and trying to get celebrities to retweet you (c'mon Snoop!). I "follow" a lot of my friends from college, and they (I think) follow me back. 

A few weeks ago I followed a woman who I thought was a friend of mine from college. All seemed well, i twittered to her a few times and even though she didn't respond I didn't think anything of it. I graduated two years ago, she is currently a senior, so I just chalked it up to senior thesis writing hell. These tweets seemed to verify that 

Then the tweets started getting a little off. These tweets don't seem like anything, but they show thirstyness. And I do NOT have thirsty ass female friends. I never knew this friend to be much of a curser, or that girl that updates their status multiple times over a guy. So yeah, the stalker creep tweets made me wonder slightly....

And then the following tweets were tweeted. These are some of the most ratchet, but really it was like scooping a pail of hot mess out of a steaming barrel of hot mess. 

So obvi this is NOT my friend, and I should defs unfriend her right? Well right when I was about to she tweeted the following:

I think I'm gonna remain her friend just to enjoy the ratchet coaster ride.