Anywho, today at 12:30 this afternoon, a woman came into the Center who I hadn't seen in a few months. It had been so long since I last saw this woman that I actually got hype. This is a woman (I'm just going to call her Ms. Madison for now, I'd call her Ms. Dumb Fuck, but given where I work, 98% of the people there are Mr./Ms. Dumb Fuck) is someone who uses the computers to go on Tagged.(I don't know if you've ever gone to the Tagged website. But it's basically the awkward stepchild between Myspace and Fuckbook).
Soooo Ms. Madison comes in, and I greet her, ask her how she's been, and ask her where she's been. I honestly expected her to just say, "around" but she replies, loud as hell, not in the least bit
Here's what had happened was:
She stole a debit card from a Bank of America customer, put her picture on the card and came back to the bank and withdrew $25,000. Two weeks later, ONCE SHE RAN OUT OF MONEY (for word bitch?), she returned and did the same thing, her teller this time was not a complete fucking idiot, so she was quickly arrested. She spent 4 months in jail.
(sigh)
Here is my problem:
1. If she was so smart to do what she did, bitch could do something more productive that find random dudes to fuck in the neighborhood online.
2. BITCH SPENT $25G'S IN 2 WEEKS! Like it was nothing! Like it was a measly ass salary! Pocket change! You had enough money to live off for at least a year. And it was tax free too! That shit cray
3. She literally got out of jail this morning. So you mean to tell me that the first thing you do since returning back to the block is: a) not go to yo mamma's house b) not go to yo gamma's house c) not get a good meal or sleep in a comfy bed but d)get on Facebook! Really bitch! I know they got Facebook in jail for good behavior. That makes me judge you even harder. You couldn't even behave well enough in jail to get Facebook privileges....my people, my people.
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