Why is Austin Rivers going Pro? Can he read defenses like Peyton Manning? Given all the hype around Andrew Luck dominating the game, I'm guessing this is the new criteria for determining greatness. Rivers' dad is an NBA Head Coach making millions of dollars each year. You don't need the money, get an education. If anything, help keep that backcourt bright with Seth Curry. Ya'll could be the High-Yella Blue Devils...
Russell Westbrook looks like his mom fucked a turtle, and he would spit on me when he talks.... inconceeevable!
In fact, Floyd "Money" Mayweather looks like his mom fucked a turtle too...How much you wanna bet their moms are friends who met on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle hoe circuit? I'd be World Boxing Champion too if Shredder mentored me since birth...
Everytime I see Kendrick Perkins on the court I await the arrival of The Ninja-Falcon Megazord to kick his ass back into Orion's comet, or if anything into the nosebleeds. At the very least, I expect the Pink Ranger is somewhere, struggling to kill a Putty. Last time I checked Ivan Ooze was floating his dark purple ass around solar system, how he ended up in Oklahoma? Ask
David Stern Lord Zedd...
I like Kevin Durant, he dominates without the need for 1,000 pounds of muscle. Plus he doesn't have any tattoos which is pretty rare in professional sports....
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! This dude got tatted up on his kidneys? his nipples? his
happy trail? You got what looks like a back massage tatted on your
own back for what? Someone explain the purpose of this shit...
Do I REALLY need to say it?
